THE
WHATEVER
GAME

A game that refuses to pick a genre. So it picks all of them.

31 GENRES · 4 BOSSES · 9 WORLDS · 1 CAT · 1 ∅

31genres
4bosses
9worlds
1101badges
104skins

What actually happens

It changes underneath you

Every few seconds the whole game becomes a different one. Platformer, shoot-em-up, brick breaker, rhythm game, maze chase, grappling hook, fishing, sumo, golf, plinko. No loading screen, no menu. You just have to keep up.

Four bosses that cheat

PONG, THE CURSOR, WORM KING, and THE ECHO — four delayed copies of your own movement that you have to steer into each other.

1101 badges, 104 skins

From "score 500" to things you will not find by accident. Badges unlock skins: crowns, wings, lava cracks, holograms, a void cat. Every one drawn as vector art, so they stay sharp on any screen.

A daily everyone shares

One seed per day, worldwide. Same genres, same worlds, same mutators, same order. No excuses.

Pass and play

VS mode hands the phone between two people and gives both of them an identical universe. Highest score wins the argument.

Fair by construction

Ads never appear during a run — only on menus and after you have already died. Nothing is behind a paywall, because there is no paywall. Works fully offline.

Screenshots

Title screen Platformer genre Shoot-em-up genre Maze genre Grappling hook genre PONG boss fight
The browser version is the same build that ships on Android, minus the ads. Progress saves to whichever device you play it on and never leaves it.